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Mar. 9th, 2012 11:22 amDear Petsmart,
Quit sending me coupons for my dog -- I don't have one. This is what I buy in your store: kitty litter, cat treats, Nature's Miracle.
No dog toys. No dog food. No leashes or collars.
Just feline accoutrement. I think the system that tracks spending in your store needs some tweaking.
And btw? If you could send some coupons for Arm & Hammer kitty litter? That would be AWESOME.
Thanks!
B
Dear Taylor Kitsch,
Holy god man. You look *amazing*. Keep on keeping on, I'll see John Carter soon, I promise. And Battleship. And that movie you made with Oliver Stone, can't wait to see you as a bad guy!
Rowr,
B
Dear Asshats I call friends:
Sometimes? You should do things I'm interested in, it's only fair. Especially considering all the shit I've done 'cause you wanted to.
That's [one of a million reasons] why![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
moosesal is my best friend and you aren't, just saying.
Love,
B
Dear SouthLAnd,
Why is your season so short? JFC that's annoying.
Needing more,
B
Dearladycat777,
When you come up for air I need you. You know where -- there's frottage but I'm stuck again. See you soon!
Love,
B
Dear Allergies,
Fuck off.
No love,
B
Dear fanfic writers,
Thank you *so* much for putting "not beta'd, don't be mean" in your notes. I instantly know that I don't want to read your fic. You've saved me the 15 seconds worth of reading it would have taken to discover that you don't care if you can't keep your tenses straight and don't know who's POV you're writing from.
Get a beta!
Cranky old fandom hag
Dear Flist and also Marvel:
It appears that I require Avengers recs. I've been reading what I can find on Pinboard, and holy hell the fic in that fandom is awesome at the moment. I especially loved the Suits/Avenger fic I read yesterday, it had me laughing out loud! Thor and your mama jokes are one hysterical combination.
Have you seen the latest Avengers trailer? For all that 99.999% of the comics I read are DC, your movie verses are unparalleled, I teared up in the trailer! It was that epic. Please, please, please, let the movie live up to my expectations.
In need of my very own Iron Man,
B
Dear DC,
With the exception of the brilliant re-launch of Wonder Woman I still don't like the new 52. Did you really have to get rid of my favorite character? Yes, I'm reading the new Huntress mini anyway, but that doesn't mean I like it. Helena Bertinelli is what brought me into comics, her stand in No Man's Land was my favorite moment in comics period. Please quit messing with things that aren't broken.
And while we're at it, shelving the Secret Six was the stupidest thing you've ever done.
I hate the Christian Bale Batman franchise too. I can't tell if it's because I can't stand Christopher Nolan's direction or that I'd like to punch Christian Bale in the face or if the movies would be shit regardless. Yes, I realize I'm the only person in the world that feels this way and as long as you keep raking in money hand over fist none of these things will change. I'm hoping Tom Hardy will change things up for me, but considering Bane is hispanic and Hardy is not ... RACE FAIL !!!
Which brings me to this, why do I continue to buy your comics when I feel this way? Perhaps it's time to cut the strings. Re-read my old BoP, NML, and Secret Six books and forget about the rest of your 'verse.
I really wouldn't miss being ignored/stared at/ogled at the comics store.
Quit sending me coupons for my dog -- I don't have one. This is what I buy in your store: kitty litter, cat treats, Nature's Miracle.
No dog toys. No dog food. No leashes or collars.
Just feline accoutrement. I think the system that tracks spending in your store needs some tweaking.
And btw? If you could send some coupons for Arm & Hammer kitty litter? That would be AWESOME.
Thanks!
B
Dear Taylor Kitsch,
Holy god man. You look *amazing*. Keep on keeping on, I'll see John Carter soon, I promise. And Battleship. And that movie you made with Oliver Stone, can't wait to see you as a bad guy!
Rowr,
B
Dear Asshats I call friends:
Sometimes? You should do things I'm interested in, it's only fair. Especially considering all the shit I've done 'cause you wanted to.
That's [one of a million reasons] why
moosesal is my best friend and you aren't, just saying. Love,
B
Dear SouthLAnd,
Why is your season so short? JFC that's annoying.
Needing more,
B
Dear
ladycat777,When you come up for air I need you. You know where -- there's frottage but I'm stuck again. See you soon!
Love,
B
Dear Allergies,
Fuck off.
No love,
B
Dear fanfic writers,
Thank you *so* much for putting "not beta'd, don't be mean" in your notes. I instantly know that I don't want to read your fic. You've saved me the 15 seconds worth of reading it would have taken to discover that you don't care if you can't keep your tenses straight and don't know who's POV you're writing from.
Get a beta!
Cranky old fandom hag
Dear Flist and also Marvel:
It appears that I require Avengers recs. I've been reading what I can find on Pinboard, and holy hell the fic in that fandom is awesome at the moment. I especially loved the Suits/Avenger fic I read yesterday, it had me laughing out loud! Thor and your mama jokes are one hysterical combination.
Have you seen the latest Avengers trailer? For all that 99.999% of the comics I read are DC, your movie verses are unparalleled, I teared up in the trailer! It was that epic. Please, please, please, let the movie live up to my expectations.
In need of my very own Iron Man,
B
Dear DC,
With the exception of the brilliant re-launch of Wonder Woman I still don't like the new 52. Did you really have to get rid of my favorite character? Yes, I'm reading the new Huntress mini anyway, but that doesn't mean I like it. Helena Bertinelli is what brought me into comics, her stand in No Man's Land was my favorite moment in comics period. Please quit messing with things that aren't broken.
And while we're at it, shelving the Secret Six was the stupidest thing you've ever done.
I hate the Christian Bale Batman franchise too. I can't tell if it's because I can't stand Christopher Nolan's direction or that I'd like to punch Christian Bale in the face or if the movies would be shit regardless. Yes, I realize I'm the only person in the world that feels this way and as long as you keep raking in money hand over fist none of these things will change. I'm hoping Tom Hardy will change things up for me, but considering Bane is hispanic and Hardy is not ... RACE FAIL !!!
Which brings me to this, why do I continue to buy your comics when I feel this way? Perhaps it's time to cut the strings. Re-read my old BoP, NML, and Secret Six books and forget about the rest of your 'verse.
I really wouldn't miss being ignored/stared at/ogled at the comics store.
