i am just a dreamer wearing sensible shoes

I'd like to stumble across a well-written Teen Wolf fic that was true to canon.

Don't get me wrong, I love fluff, crack, parody, pack-bonding and all the other silly stuff, but I want to read something that gets into the meat of Beacon Hills rather than idealization of the characters and shipper wish fulfillment. I don't want the semi-abusive or abusive relationships glossed over. I don't want the Argents to be okay with Scott or *anyone* outsider the Hunter circle. I want all the angst, violence, lies, and desperation I see on the screen in what I read. WHY is that so hard?

Oh hey, you know what?

I WISH THAT ABOUT EVERY FANDOM.

Fandom Wishlist, just in case anyone needs some ideas for Nano, Mini-Nano, whatever-you-call-it. Or you know, maybe if you wanted to write something for my birthday next month.

1) Bones/Dexter crossover. Gen (or shippy so long as the ship isn't the plot of the fic) Either Booth and Brennan get called to Miami on a case or Dexter gets called to the Jeffersonian. Must have: Dexter/squint interaction, preferably Zack and Dexter interaction and Booth *really* not getting them. I still want that, but to make it canon compliant I suppose I could live with Sweets stalking Dexter and Dexter's inner dialogue about it.

2) Bones/QaF crossover. Booth/Brian Kinney. Preferably NC-17 Y'all did remember Booth was from Pittsburgh, right?

3) Nip/Tuck/QaF crossover: Christian Troy/Brian Kinney. The White Party would be a good jumping off place.

4) Gossip Girl/DirtySexyMoney. Anything. Seriously. An old affair between Trip and CeCe. Lily and all the Darling brothers. Jeremy and Chuck. Juliet and Blair thinking the other has no taste. Simon Elder, Trip Darling, and Bart Bass all trying to make the same deal. ANYTHINGOHMYGOD

5) Gossip Girl/Cruel Intentions crossover: Blair/Kathryn. All smut, all the time. Cocaine and alcohol fueling the smut even better.

6) Chronicles of Riddick/BSG crossover: Riddick stumbles across the fleet and decides to set his army of Necromongers against the Cylons. Riddick/Starbuck gets you bonus points.

7) Gossip Girl/Harry Potter crossover. The GG cast [or at the very least Chuck and Blair] go to Hogwarts. Or hell, bring the Hogwarts kids to NYC.

8) HP/Rome crossover. Wherein Octavian is actually Salazar Slytherin. Snape and/or Draco travels back in time (maybe to get Salazar's locket and prevent Voldemort from making that horcrux?) and meets Octavian.

9) SPN/TFaTF Crossover set in season 2 where Jesse lived and really *is* Ash - he just happens to be in the witness protection program. Dom shows up and helps Dean fix the Impala and "heal"

10) Rescue Me fic

11) Rescue Me/FNL fic where Lyla Garrity visits her cousin Sean and his new wife Maggie (this is actually moosesal's idea I'm just borrowing it for the moment.

12) Riddick/Firefly crossovers. Bonus points for Jayne/Riddick slash

13) The Adventures of Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and Ginny Weasley during DH

14) Faith/Letty (buffy/tfatf) prison fic.

15) Howie Long/Michael Strahan [bonus points if Terry's included]

The Waybacks and Emmylou Harris are scheduled for Merlefest 09