Sons of Anarchy

[turnonmyheels]

Sometimes, I'm a wee-bit late to the party. I'm going to count myself lucky that I realized there was this potentially awesome show that I'd never heard about in time to watch season 1 before season 2 started [September]

People! Flist of mine! How could you not be squeeing all over town last season about the awesome amazingness of Sons of Anarchy? I'm through episode 7, and all last night I dreamed about fragments of episodes or still-shots of Jax.

I was talking with kadymae yesterday about Dean Bendis and who he needed to be in a crossover with. I'm stating right now, that if someone would write a Dark Blue/Sons of Anarchy crossover that wound up with some dirty, dirty Jax/Bendis sex?

You would *forever* be my favorite person. Off the top of my head there are only two people I can think of who even watch both these shows.

::looks at azewewish and moosesal::

S got me started with season 1 and warned me it could be triggery, so I'd be remiss if I didn't share the warning. So far, while there have been some pretty damn bad moments it's not as bad as Oz <-- [which I love]

Comments

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

I read that person's Dean/Jax this morning and it was ho-hum at best.

She used engine oil for lube with a condom.

::sighs::

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Engine oil? *weeps* Fuck.

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

I knew you would find that particularly upsetting -- I couldn't let you read it without knowing that.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll probably still try the Jax/Sam fic because I'm pretty sure it was a rec that was really intriguing. We'll see. Glad to be forewarned though, because engine oil... NO!

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Engine oil as lube is SUCH a big pet peeve of mine. THIS IS NOT HOT, PEOPLE!! IN FACT, IT'S REALLY BAD FOR YOU!!!

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

Not to mention, she went to all the trouble of Jax putting on a condom -- the engine oil which is not only bad for you, would have totally destroyed it.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

*points to icon* SERIOUSLY!?!?!!!

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!

I appreciate her getting the rubber on the boy, the show runners went to some effort showing that he buys enough of them that the sales clerk suggested he get them by the case but surely 6th graders know you can't use petroleum based products with them!

Or hell maybe not.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Clearly, she missed that day of sex-ed.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

I've seen engine oil used in Fast & Furious fics too. People are fucking clueless.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Clearly!!!