GG: The Blair Bitch Project

[turnonmyheels]

How fucking awesome was *that*? Seriously, I loved every minute of that episode, even the Jenny-what-the-hell-oh-I-Hate-you-so-why-do-I-care? moments. It's nice to see teenage angst and drama and peer pressure be over something other than drugs.

Dan continues to bore me. I'm very indifferent about him and his Brandon Walsh ways. Serena while a pleasure to watch and generally is a shining character loses some of her sparkle when she's standing next to him, or lying beneath him.

Chuck walking in on them? PRICELESS. I love Chuck *so* much. I knew he was innocent, Chuck may be the rottenest bastard in the Upper East Side but those deliveries were beneath him. I was very pleased Serena went to apologize (though she could have explained to his dad who kicked out over it [way to screw your boy up even more Dad!]). I like that the tensions between Chuck and Serena spilled over onto Eric and that Eric is taking Chuck's side.

Of course, at the breakfast table, I caught Chuck giving Eric this look of, "come this way little boy, I will break you in half, chew you up, and spit you out a brand new, broken man"

TV Guide says that one of the cast will have a coming out arc. I'm voting for Eric. I think that's probably some of why he tried to kill himself. Chuck? Could so twist that and manipulate it and break that boy into a million teeny tiny pieces and I think Eric would like it.


Surely, someone is writing this porn, yes? Yes? No? Am I that sick in the head?

Blair Waldorf rocks my socks. Her plan was golden and while it didn't work out in the end - I can NOT believe Nate whored himself out for Jenny like that - I really do believe she'll get it back. She won't move beyond the scene, it's not in her make-up but Jenny will pay. And so will the others. Also Dorota and Blair are my favorite on-screen pairing next to Blair and Vanessa.

I hated not getting any Rufus/Lily, but Lily with an obvious hang over at breakfast was fun. Hell, the ENTIRE episode was fun. I was glued to the screen completely enthralled the entire time.

I'm sure I'm forgetting a hundred thousand things.



In conclusion, Gossip Girl FTW.