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When Damon and Elena went off to Atlanta, Elena asked him why he bothered to eat since he only needed blood to live
Damon replied, "As long as I eat a healthy diet my body functions normally."
Last night, Katherine told Stefan that even if he had no blood and was completely desiccated his "heart would still beat". and the veins would rub together
Do you understand what this means? After reading fic for the past season and I half I think you do not. Therefore I will explain [with bullet points!]
In The Vampire Diaries television canon
* Vampires breathe
* Vampires have body heat
* Vampires have beating hearts
* Vampires piss
* Vampires shit
in other words NORMAL BODY FUNCTIONS.
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kadymae There was also that scene a few episodes ago where Caroline explained she ate food because it was satisfying and it helped take the edge off her craving for blood.
Please note: STEFAN DOES NOT HAVE A HEALTHY DIET
That is why he drinks coffee. And I quote "coffee helps the blood move around and raises the body temperature"
ONE MORE THING
Elena did not "drink the tea" after she lost her necklace BECAUSE STEFAN WAS FEEDING FROM HER
Check your fandom! This is not Buffy. This is not True Blood, Dark Shadows, Moonlight, Anita Blake or any other of a million other vampire mythologies.
/rant
people who are desperate for fic in their fandom should never be this cunt-y, I understand this, but sometimes I cannot help myself
ETA JFC - it is STEFAN not STEPHAN. ::head desk::
Damon replied, "As long as I eat a healthy diet my body functions normally."
Last night, Katherine told Stefan that even if he had no blood and was completely desiccated his "heart would still beat". and the veins would rub together
Do you understand what this means? After reading fic for the past season and I half I think you do not. Therefore I will explain [with bullet points!]
In The Vampire Diaries television canon
* Vampires breathe
* Vampires have body heat
* Vampires have beating hearts
* Vampires piss
* Vampires shit
in other words NORMAL BODY FUNCTIONS.
From
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Please note: STEFAN DOES NOT HAVE A HEALTHY DIET
That is why he drinks coffee. And I quote "coffee helps the blood move around and raises the body temperature"
ONE MORE THING
Elena did not "drink the tea" after she lost her necklace BECAUSE STEFAN WAS FEEDING FROM HER
Check your fandom! This is not Buffy. This is not True Blood, Dark Shadows, Moonlight, Anita Blake or any other of a million other vampire mythologies.
/rant
people who are desperate for fic in their fandom should never be this cunt-y, I understand this, but sometimes I cannot help myself
ETA JFC - it is STEFAN not STEPHAN. ::head desk::
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:18 pm (UTC)I have watched no tv beyond Glee and football in roughly two weeks. I think something's wrong with me.
Also: YES. It's like making Joss vamps cry blood tears. Wrong. Canon. People.
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:20 pm (UTC)Please forgive me!.
::begs::
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:21 pm (UTC)I mean, I knew Katherine was in this episode already. All is well. Just... yeah, spoilers in thar and not everyone's seen it yet, maybe.
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:25 pm (UTC)there is nothing wrong with you
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 07:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 07:25 pm (UTC)And frankly, I like that these vamps aren't the standard ice cold walking corpses. I like that they're dead, but on magical life support.
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 08:21 pm (UTC)::Hangs head::
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 07:31 pm (UTC)I do get amused at New Trek's Bones' fear of Andorian Syphilis
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Date: 2010-12-10 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-10 07:44 pm (UTC)O.O
who knew?
*g*
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Date: 2010-12-10 08:06 pm (UTC)