when you see this, quote yourself some Buffy!

Anya: Xander, if you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, with big flashing red lights and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of colored wires and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one and then at the last second, no, the red one, and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave. Like that, okay?

Xander: Check. Big bomb clock.


in retrospect that kind of breaks my heart a little