turnonmyheels | (no subject)

For the first time in 10 entire days I do not feel like a Snot Zombie. My condition has been upgraded to Snot Jack o' Lantern. I'm going to count this as a victory.

Other victories include the Queen's mysterious ailment is only a UTI/bladder thing and we're treating it quite lovingly with liquid amoxicillin. She thinks she's a real person now that we're taking the same drugs.

ION: In celebration of everybody's favorite Gymnastics TV show being renewed \o/ I'm currently reading something like, 4? 5? 6? truly, truly, terrible MIOBI WIPs. DO NOT JUDGE ME. All of them ring completely untrue and I couldn't figure out *why*. So, I did what all judgmental fangirls do, I downloaded the source material and reviewed it. It's exactly as I remember, Payson is crushed over Max [who is currently on Revenge and therefore I don't think he'll be returning to The Rock], Sasha is tormented over Summer/Tannerness, and there is no proof that Payson won any medal other than team gold. ALL the fics in ALL the world have her winning the All Around gold in Rio and that irritates the snot [oh how I wish that were true] out of me. And don't get me started on the suddenly rich from sponsorships, well-dressed, mature as a 30 year old, Payson characterizations I've been reading. Has anyone actually watched the show and seen how they style that poor girl? Granted, that could be where it's coming from but still.

Sorry, just remembered I'm the only person on here who even knows what MIOBI is.

Let me digress to another sadly over-looked fandom: The Good Wife.

WHERE WAS LEGAL AID????? DO NOT TELL ME YOU DROPPED THAT STORYLINE ALREADY OMFG - STABZ!

Dear Star Trek Big Bang,

What happened to adventures in space? Seriously. If I wanted to read pirate/ninja/highschool/magic/hooker AU I'll turn to RPS.

No love,
B

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Sorry you're still ailing! I hope that cold gets its butt kicked but quick, so it can no longer kick yours.

I'll settle for star trek AUs just to have more kirk/spock. It's always so heavily kirk/mccoy and that just doesn't do it for me. I need SPOCK! Lots and lots of Spock. Of course, I also need time to actually start reading, so I'm trying to ignore what's being posted until later so that I can read all the k/s at once and it'll seem like tons of stories. I don't know if it's actually going to work.

Magz is a real girl! ;-) I'm glad the two of you are on the mend.

Snot Jack o lantern. Now that's sexy.

Oh, man - glad the snot factory is at least slowing down, and Magz is doing better for some UTI meds <3.

Heh, and I can only imagine that TGW is just waiting a week or so to bring them in? Cuz that would be hugely weird oversight to have ended with Diane asking and getting it, then to never bring it up again.

God, I'm glad I don't read much MIOBI fic, though I've been considering it because I miss the show SO MUCH. (Probably I should just write more freaking fic in the first place. That one I wrote was so much fun.) And nooooooooo, I need Max back! I love Max and his sexuality and Max and Payson.

ALSO, GOD, STILL MAD OVER EMILY. FUUUUCK.

That being said, I can't wait until the damn show comes back.