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True Fax #1: I have only ever liked Jeremy with Anna. The actors have amazing chemistry -- it's the only time I've ever not felt like Jeremy should have been written as gay since he normally has all the chemistry with the guys -- I think they're visually appealing, and I just really love Anna and want her to be happy no matter what. So when she was all alone, and then there was Pearl I started sobbing like a four year-old who found out 5 years too soon that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth fairy are all lies.

True Fax #2: Sheila Bennett was killed 1.5 seasons too early. Jasmine Guy is beautiful and talented and she's lately had financial problems yet another reason why Sheila was killed off too soon. We left Pearl and Anna and turned around to Bonnie and Sheila and suddenly my sobbing turned up another 20 degrees and all I could think about was how much Bonnie needs someone in her life to help her out seeing as how other than Alaric and Caroline she's the only person in Mystic Falls with any sense.

True Fax#3: Damon is my favorite vampire on the show and the only time I love it more than when he's saving everyone including people he doesn't recognize as anything other than food, is when he's being tortured. I especially loved that he thought Ripper!Stefan was playing games with him!!!

True Fax#4: After Sheila's untimely death, Mason Lockwood's untimely death is the one I hated most. Why? Because the narrative moved too quickly for me to write an epic [read 6000 words, my writing epic is short, but my reading epic can be over 300k, just saying] Mason and Damon and Alaric threesome filled with bourbon, self-loathing, torture, and more sex than you shake a cave loaded with anti-vampire devices at. I had actually forgotten how hard Mason eye-fucks Damon until last night, and lo I miss it verily. What? It's Ren Faire season, didn't you know?

True Fax #5: If Mrs. Mayor Lockwood doesn't suddenly decide that Caroline is the A#1 best person in the world after saving her ass from the pissed of Tomb Vampire Ghosts, I will switch out all her vervain with wolfsbane and laugh when she gets her ass compelled by some random vampire that Damon eventually rips the heart out of.

True Fax #6: Is it really helping Stefan to be better when you're really just torturing him? Doesn't an addict have to make the decision to clean up on his own? It's no damn wonder Stefan was always falling off the wagon.

True Fax#7: Lex Luthor is on his way to Mystic Falls. He's going to Co-op the Lockwood Caves and MAKE THEM HIS OWN MWA HA HA HA HA

I read an AWESOME Stefan character study last night i am the conscience clear by

softly_me that just *nails* Stefan's characterization in a way that no one else has explored [to my knowledge] and Yes, THIS, and it fits so perfectly with last night. Stefan lives/dies as a reaction to the world around him. He lets other people make the rules and he follows them because he doesn't have a moral compass of his own because he lives/breathes/dies: rationalization

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I finally watched this ep Monday night and OMG, you really need to write that Damon/Mason/Alaric threesome. Who cares if he's dead? Pfft. Whatever. WRITE!

Damon and Alaric at the end made me so giddy. Damon's "apology" was brilliant and Alaric calling him on recycling his words to Mason was fabulous. Those two just make me smile every time I think about them.

In related news... I dropped out of the mpreg bigbang yesterday. Then I wrote 559 hilarious words of it last night. *headdesk* I'm going to go see if I can cancel my quitting.

I have started it! I've got about 555 words written \o/\o/\o/

You are too funny. Maybe just do it on your own and not as part of the bang?

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know if I can hit 10,000 words because you know I just don't do epic very easily. Hmm...

If you stay dropped out and keep working on it, it can be as few or many words as you need...

I haven't even gotten them out of the cave yet, I'm afraid it really is going to be around 6000 words. Hopefully, they'll be good words ...

I know. And right now, I like not having a minimum word count to hit. I hate having to write "fill." I'm pretty happy with how funny my two scenes are.

I look forward to reading them. As far as I know, there's like, 1 crack fic in TVD -- it needs MORE ;-) mpreg is just the place to start....

Crack is great. But I'm hoping to also tap into some great slash here. I've got to balance the funny with the serious. I just can't write Damon without there being some humor.

we need good Jeremy slash, *desperately*

No doubt. Jeremy is pairable with pretty much all the guys. Why is he not being whored out by everyone?

I think Jer is pairable with every single guy he comes in contact with. And only boy/girl pairable with Anna, 'cause he messed that whole Bonnie thing up so badly I never want her to bother speaking to him again.

I think some people have issues with the under-age thing and others are too busy getting Damon to have sex with Elena to even think about anyone else.

I could see having trouble with the underage thing if you're pairing Jeremy with Alaric or even Damon. But to pair him with Tyler or Matt is no different than with Bonnie. Good grief. (But I totally believe that could be an issue for people, because people are stupid.)

I have to agree that I can't see him with any girls other than Anna (unless you're writing backstory with Vickie, which would work).

Well if you're in Australia and you write anyone under the age of consent *in Australia* having sex you can be charged with violating child sex laws. It's a big thing in Harry Potter fandom you've got to state the characters are over 16 otherwise you need to move to New Zealand and write your porn there *g*

Granted, we know Jeremy became 16 at the end of last year so he should be safe from child protection laws

;-)

Yeah, I know about the Australia thing. But still... even if he were 15, people could write stories about him in a relationship. Not every story has to have sex.

Not every story has to have sex.

are you sure?

*g*

Let me send you some of the porn I've edited. I'm sure. I'm very, very sure. *bleaches brain*

LOL

you haven't sent me any 'gems' in a while.