Dear Yuletide Author

[turnonmyheels]

Dear Yuletide Author,
Thank you so very much for volunteering my fandom!

If you opened your assignment and your heart deflated, because you don't do PWP -- I don't either, really. I mean, I used to -- and then I got burned out on PWP. But! Then came Teen Wolf Mtv and suddenly I was a horny fangirl again. So what's a Yuletide writer to do?

Fade to black. Seriously. If you want to write pairings for me but you don't want to write sex? Don't. Flirting and banter and come-hither eyes and lingering touches are just as hot [often times more so] than blow-by-blow descriptions. Heh.

If, however, you *do* want to write PWP? Don't be afraid to go down and dirty. As long as it's humanly possible and it's not: scat, combining food with sex [my A#1 biggest squick ever], or kids, I'm pretty much down with it. Well, bestiality outside of werewolves? I don't need that either.

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As you can see when I do go dirty, I can go pretty muddy ;-) So if we matched on Strike Back or Sons of Anarchy? Go for it.

General tropes in fiction I particularly enjoy: dares/bets, hurt/comfort, character study, meta!fic, breaking down the fourth wall, slice of life -- but not curtain fic an important distinction -- sudden gender swap, sex pollen, competitions, arch-rivals becoming true loves, UST, one person seeing/hearing something they weren't supposed to a non sexual side of voyeurism, humor, crack!fic, bisexuality, coming of age, coming into one's true self, women having agency, and journeys of all sorts.

General tropes in fiction I do *not* enjoy -- AU (what ifs are one thing, but making SoA into a chef school? not so much), curtain fic, fridging women, character bashing, apocalypse, zombies, feminization of male characters, using epithets i.e. replacing character's names with their title or description i.e. the blond man, the vampire, the teacher, the Brit. Characters have names for a reason! Please use them.

If you need further clarification on *any* topic please PM moosesal She's my real life *and* fandom BFF and will not lead you astray.

If we matched on:

Dancing with the Stars (US) RPF Derek Hough, Maksim Chmerkovskiy:
In my heart of hearts I want a Derek/Maks/Rob Kardashian. Yes, I am ashamed of myself. I don't even really know what Kardashian *is* but after the first group dance when Derek, Maks, and Rob were all on the same team, Rob was suddenly the most improved dancer out there. I want to see Derek and Maks transform Rob into a dancer. And I'd especially love it if they taught him through a very explicit threesome but I totally understand if you can't do the slash thing or this particular slash thing.

Please don't play up the whole Kardashian aspect. I really don't know what one is or why they're all over the magazines in the grocery store and I don't *want* to know.

Sons of Anarchy Juan Carlos "Juice" Ortiz, Chibs Telford
I am desperate for Juice/Chibs hurt/comfort. Again, if slash isn't your thing a gen h/c between these two would be amazing. Please set the h/c this season, it could be physical comfort/nursing of Juice's botched suicide attempt or mental comfort because his state of mind is so fragile right now. It doesn't matter to me who's POV you write in, but bringing in Chibs' near ratting out of the club back in season 2 is important.

Strike Back (TV) Damien Scott, Col Eleanor Grant, Sgt. Michael Stonebridge
Ideally, I'd love to see Damien/Col. Grant that Damien jokingly referenced in the season: Col. Grant in a latex body suit wearing a strap-on/Damien Scott. If pegging isn't your thing, any Damien and Scott buddy fic where they are unwinding from another FUBAR mission or Damien/Scott fucking to unwind from another FUBAR mission would be awesome.