yay! as silly/cracky as this fic is, I figured it would put a lot of people off. But I can't seem to help myself with the ridiculousness. Between Damon's eye gymnastics and Mason's constant eye-fucking they're doing it to themselves.

Buffy/Angel and QaF were my first fandoms. If I like a character I always try to get them in bed with Brian Kinney [in my mind at least]. In actual writing I've only managed it with Justin Taylor [of course] and Lex Luthor