YOU SHOULD WATCH CHARADE AND SALVATION. I mean yeah, Smallville sucks a lot and I don't blame you for jumping ship, but these are pretty much the two best episodes the show has ever done, and it would be a shame for you to sit through 9 years of crap only to miss out on their finest two hours. (And I say that as someone who NEVER recommends Smallville to anyone. Wait though - do you like Clark, Lois and Clois? Because if you don't forget everything I just said.)